Hey!! I took that last picture...about two years ago next month...that was a great weekend!
Wasn't that a wild one! Everything was going great and then I ended up with a wife.
Tom, when I found Nicole at the grocery store tonight she asked (genuinely) how you were doing. Then she started laughing at how this is "Tom and Steve, part quatre, dupuis 1998". I was so angry with this mocking that I went and I straigt up and said to her "you know what, when we go to Montreal, I'm staying at the swamp! And you can stay with Carolyn, and, you know, shower and eat with utensils." And then she said "Ok, there there honey". So I guess I'm allowed to stay with you guys! JordanUm, the word verification for this one is "fuhkaju"
nicole is NOT allowed to stay at our place. Only jordan. No girls allowed.
Hey!!! What about me??? I want to stay at the swamp?? Where am I going to stay?? Can I not be a girl for the weekend??
yay Jordan! we'll throw the ring back into the depths of Amon Amarth (Mount Doom), build a wife-proof fort, occasionally leaving post-it notes on the front door to update Nicole as to the best time for her to bring around snacks.Lindz, ought'nt you first check with Nicole too? steve and i'll probably institute a BYOTP rule for girls if you do manage to gain entry. Also, there's no sleeping here, only collapsing into varied states of unconsciousness.
Meh...I actually see Nicole on a semi-regular basis...besides...I spend too much time with girls anyways...I'm coming to Montreal to see my boys...I promise to BYOTP and not complain about the toliet seat being up...K?? Do I get the secret password/knock??
Please, Lindsey lived in China. Your place is probably fragrantly sppotless compared. (Also she's staying at my place first, which practically is a swamp, complete with wild cats and shirtless men beating drums. Seriously.)
what toilet seat?
Hmmm...shirtless men beating drums...are you trying to turn me on?No worries about the toliet seat...in China I learned how to squat on the toliet. I also learned how to hoark up a serious loogie...I presume you wouldn't object to me doing THAT in said swamp, would you??I may give off the illusion of being a delicate flower...but I'm a tough broad, ya know...just one that smells like a delicate flower.
You all think you're so swampy, eh? I can out-swamp all of you--how many of you have a posse of warts on their feet? I'm going to come over, bring you snacks, and then rub Gus all over your dirty sheets. You can all kiss my tp'ed ass. I am excited to be witness to Tom and Steve, Part Quatre. It's almost been a decade.
Tom and Steve part quatre? my ass. who the fuck is counting other than wannabees? We are rolling so swampy these days that we date Biftek employees simultaneously, seriously. Dont worry about secret passwords or knocks Lindsay, its the kinda place you have to break into even if you have keys. If you make it past the bog fog and snot log we will hit you with a blow dart. Lights out, biatch.Jordan, bring any climbing gear that you might have. Tom and i scale buildings now in our space time.
for the uninitiated, Gus is the Godfather of all warts. remember Kuato? the mutant-messiah Arnold meets in Total Recall? well meeting Gus is eerily similar to that experience:Kuato: Quaid. Quaaaaid. Benny: Forget it, man, his fortune-telling days are over. Kuato: Start the reactor. Free Mars...
i like how in Total Recall Arrrrnold is confused as to whether he is Denis Quaid the construction worker or a German spy name Hauser. "My name is Quaid""No you are Hauser""No mai name is not Howzehr, dat guy izz han aahsshoal"
I think that dating a Biftek employee simultaneously might be considered slutty, not swampy.
not employee, employees. Like Tom is dating the bartender and i am dating the waitress. Then they both got fired. THAT is swampy.
Well the question then becomes, were they fired because of the two of you Biftek Beefcakes. Because if that's the case, then I'll agree that the swamp thing has sucked them in. But otherwise...my vote's still for slutty. Which reminds me...you know what would be perfect in your cozy swamp?? The Venus Butt Trap. It seems to me like that would be the perfect swamp seat...my understanding is that they are indigenous to the swamp. D'ya know what ever happened to it??
Post a Comment