Tuesday, October 03, 2006

I am a gynotikolobomassophile!!!

Hit a gold-mine here: http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/obscurewords.htm

er: polyorchid? MULTIBALL! this one cracks me up too: defenestration.. the act of throwing someone out of a window. my dad tells stories about the days when he used to defenestrate people.. i'd like to defenestrate Ben Mulroney, and then climb out and refenestrate him. shit, i really could spend a fine afternoon doing this repeated activity.. also, i do wonder how 'diphallic terata' can be classed as a disease (perhaps an unease?), i can't imagine it being too contagious (and i'm sure the doctors are sensitive enough not to class it as a congenital disease. hehehe.) waking up and identifying the symptom would be very kafkaesque (not really). get to call into work prick that morning. reminds me of that 'shocker' gesture, you know, the scandalous one from a few years ago that had to be airbrushed out of highschool yearbooks...

1 comment:

H said...

Ah ha! Someone else in this city who abhors Ben Mulroney. Right on you.