Wednesday, September 19, 2007

My bike was thefted...

my right pant leg flies at half-mast for thee...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Noooooo!! My condolences.

Ray said...

dooood! i am so sorry to hear this! i'll buy you a beer the next time i see you.

did you hide it behind pylons?
do you think it was taken hostage?

Heather said...

That is SO lousy! From where?

Anonymous said...

I am currently in an emotional fit over my bike blowing a tube 3 miles from home. I kicked the shit out of it, then walked it home. Even though bikes can be total sphincter pinchers sometimes, I am always sad to see a loved one get jacked by someone else's hairy ass. Sorry for your loss. Here's a BIG BLACK COCK IN YOUR FACE for all worthless bicycle thieves.

Anonymous said...

Tom, so glad I found you.
How can I contact you?
Maren Keller

S'Mat said...

zura - thanks... it was my time-bender, the ability to turn montreal's pages that much faster... sigh...

steve - that beer gave me cheer. thanks always!

heather - from the Plateau, in a secure (or at least intimidatingly risky zone for thieves) place. there's a gang of old-age dudes who run the thievery here. the worst part is that i heard it happening... the subtle scrape of a hand-held metal-saw that i thought was a roommate typing! argh

jordan - oh no... let's become cycopaths together... i'm starting a vigilante gang here, want to network it across country with me?

maren - wow! wowowow!!
hello!
this makes life's strange frictions and resistances all worthwhile...
it's been ages... absolute lifetimes... i have a web-analysis tool that says you write from koln... how is that? sorry we lost touch before... i also got your friendster request, but i've forgotten my password... you might be able to find me on facebook, if you're on it (under thomas corcoran)... otherwise, you can get to me at:
skullrhythm[AT]yahoo[DOT]co[DOT]uk
(i put it like that to trip up the spam-bots that scrape the internet for any addresses to pester)...
how can i reach you?
tom