Sunday, June 03, 2007

where were you when your friend told you that Professor Dumbledore bought the farm?

1. 'Right here, you inconsiderate dolt!'
2. 'Just before I ended the "friendship".'
3. 'I was that friend!'
4. 'At a dep, buying owl-treats.'
5. 'Practising magic incantations underneath my bed-covers.'
6. 'Googling Hermione's birth-date.'
7. 'Taking a wicked wizard shit.'
8. 'On a coach tour in Dallas.'
9. 'Playing Go Fish with Severus Snape.'
10. 'He's not dead - it's a ploy to throw off the Death-eaters, you Hufflepuff.'

8 comments:

Eve said...

The subway, where I do all my reading now. So sad, I wanted to chat up the kids near me to share my indignance.

Sparky said...

Call me old (new?) fashioned, but I like my fantasy dripping with gore and written by obscure dead Texans rather than neat as a pin and penned by rich, reclusive British broads. But then again, what do I know...

S'Mat said...

first person to ever become a billionaire by writing! in only ten years, no less. filthy... whose from texas sparky?

Indiana James said...

My answer is #1. Jerk. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... :(

I won't contribute to her billion dollar empire now in protest of you.

:P

Sparky said...

Robert E. Howard...guy who created Conan. Never left his parents' house, wrote pulp that poured from a prolific pen, and commited suicide at 36. Not quite the same life-path as Rowling...

Eve said...

Hey, killjoy, I had an idea of something I thought you might enjoy doing: going to a kindergarten and announcing that there's no Santa. Then you could also decry your atheism, what do you think?

S'Mat said...

i don't believe in atheism... or kids, for that matter...

Bex said...

Uh..... mums back yard......... kim told you then you told me..... (after compaining that Kim told you)... and then i had to read the book as quickly as possible to confirm it all. was quite the process.....