"oh, that's just so the otters won't get in"
"Maude, I can see a piece of chewing gum in the privet"
"it's not squabbling, it's foreplay... for our respective extramarital affairs"
"I don't have a hammer. will a power-washer do?"
"Free Tibet? you're Free Tibet.. on whether or not it'll ever gain its independence"
"one of my sons is a broker, the other a hippie. but i forget which is the blighted freeloader"
"she's in Bermuda, but we play correspondence tennis"
"we save the tonic water for when we have guests"
"i only laugh upwards in class"
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