Once there was the Unibomber. Then came the Shoebomber. But now we have the Obama. Dropping orgasms on mass congregations of people, getting them to ululate in symphonic joy. The Obama: his campaign commercial should just be a low-slung and gravelly "Oooo yeeeah". It's too bad that he only drops O bombs in the name of good, as he could probably stop McCain's heart with the simplest erotic blast. Though McCain likely only gets hot from Cindy flexing flayed bamboo canes threateningly and yelling Full Metal Jacket quotes at him while making bird spiders scuttle over his hog-tied form. What a creep...
So those that can should prevail against Baracknophobia and elect the Obama!
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Shouldn't you be paying more attention to our upcoming election, sir?
(who am I kidding... I actually stayed home on Friday night to watch the US presidential debates. I am clearly awesome)
And have Canada's politicians involved in my carnal imagery? Though that does make me wonder what subtle neuromuscular responses twitch over Canadian voters' faces in response to the candidates' bloviatures, other than REM of course... people leaning sideways for a one-cheeked salute for Harper, faces contorting briefly for the strain; men absent-mindedly checking their hair-line with Layton; spontaneous intercranial hemorrhaging for Dion.
At the end of the day, I'm a Ron Paul guy, it's just that Obama's so damn cool. I'd watch him microwave a burrito, Qtip his ears or even just his feet while he changed the engine oil of his 'vette... but, it's too bad he's not the fire-brand radical he seemed to be at first.
Ron Paul for PM!
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